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- On Sunday spend all day getting the car fixed
- On Monday spend your evening playing poker in a bar
- On Tuesday go out for a business dinner, including drinks afterwards
- Call your girlfriend en route to another business dinner, including drinks afterwards
- Have her get mad at you for never seeing her
- Have dinner and drinks
- Surprise girlfriend by bringing home a giant-ass piece of chocolate cake
- Have girlfriend think you are the sweetest person to have ever lived
- Have girlfriend tell all her coworkers that you are the sweetest person to have ever lived
- Get some ass1
- Not actually guaranteed to work.
Please.