Archive for the 'Humor' Category

For Jackie: Humunga Stache Dog Toy

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Because it’s got a bulldog in the picture: Humunga Stache Dog Toy.

A Choke-Proof Hot Dog

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

I don’t know what it is about this article on hot dogs, but I find it hilarious. Any conversation involving a hot dog is inherently funny.  Just the concept of a choke-proof hot dog conjures up a lot of funny ideas – what about rectangular shapes, for example.  A couple of highlights from the article:
If [...]

Pirated Vs. Legal DVD Watching Process – An Infographic

Friday, February 19th, 2010

This infographic has a lot of truth to it: Priated Vs. Legal DVDs.

Random Question on WikiAnswers

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

WikiAnswers – What noises does the fur seal make.
I dunno, just awesome.

Every Now And Again Ted Dziuba Is Funny

Friday, December 4th, 2009

He posted this picture link from his Twitter Account: Picture. I thought it was pretty funny.  Also makes me look forward to being a parent.

8 Year Old British Kids Can Say Whatever They Want

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

When your 8 year old son asks you if there is a swear word worse than ‘Fuck’.  Your initial thought should not be ‘Yes’. Your first thought should be “Why the fuck are you saying the word ‘Fuck’?!  You’re eight fuckin’ years old!”  Let alone having a discussion with your child about whether or not [...]

Nicolas Cage Is a Moron

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

According to an article on CNN, Nicolas Cage is very broke.  Why might he be broke?  Perhaps it was these purchases:
[T]wo castles, 15 palatial homes, a flotilla of yachts and a squadron of Rolls Royces
I do not feel bad for this man.

PGA Tour Golfer Banned for Doping

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

A PGA Tour golfer has been banned for doping. Uh, what? This is particularly odd when you see a picture of the guy, not very, uh, “doped” looking.
Via CNN.com.

A Football Joke

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

Normally, joke-email forwards aren’t particularly funny.  This, however, is an exception:
A guy walks into Tanners wearing a Chiefs jersey, and carrying a cat that also has a Chiefs jersey on with a little Chiefs helmet on his head, too.
The guy says to the bartender, “Can my cat and I watch the Chiefs game here?  Thing is, [...]

Bill Maher is Right About Barack Obama

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

I have to agree with this bit by Bill Maher on President Obama. I think a lot of people feel this way about him, really. I don’t really blame Obama for being on the news 800 times a day about the most retarded of shit – that ugly ass dog for example, but [...]

This tagline can kiss my ass.