A conversation had at work today: V: I’m not cold. Me, Overhearing: You’re not old? V: Cold, I’m not cold. Me: Oh, I thought you said you weren’t old. Because, you know, you’re old. Maybe because you’re so old you forgot that you’re old. V: You know, the last person who called me old ended …
Monthly Archives: November 2007
Where I Work
These two Dilbert comics apparently pretty accurately describe my work: http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20071126.html http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20071125.html My work isn’t really like that, though.Â Well, it kind of is.Â C’est la vie.
I Don’t Like People Who Don’t Drink
Kind of a blanket statement, that title, isn’t it? This came up as a conversation between myself and The Wife. A conversation that She greatly disagreed with me about. The problem is that when I say something like “I don’t like people who don’t drink,” I don’t mean it to be a binary like/dislike. This …
How To Get Some Ass
On Sunday spend all day getting the car fixed On Monday spend your evening playing poker in a bar On Tuesday go out for a business dinner, including drinks afterwards Call your girlfriend en route to another business dinner, including drinks afterwards Have her get mad at you for never seeing her Have dinner and …
Let’s Play Monopoly
This list of Monopoly strategies reminds me that I need to buy another copy of this game.Â The one I have is significantly missing pieces. By the way, I accept all Monopoly challenges.Â I shall defeat all.
I Learned Something From Spam Email Today
I just got an email titled Kanye’s Mama Dies After Plastic Surgery.Â Wondering if it was true, I googled that text and found out that it was.Â Thanks spam!
Ron Paul Is Crazy
Ron Paul’s Congressional voting record shows that he is a crazy person, I just wanted to point that out.
That One Dell Guy
I always wondered what happened to that Dell guy who did those commercials years ago.Â What was it? A year ago that he got busted for Schmoking the ganj?Â At least he’s now ‘happy,’Â according to the interview anyways.Â And finally, he looks creepy as fuck in that picture that accompanies the interview.
Mukasey Sworn In
Well, he got through – though by the closest margin in 50 years, 53-40. Not quite the 70% that it was initially expected to be. Hopefully he won’t fuck it up too bad. Though, it’s hard to do worse than Alberto Gonzalez. There’s a lot to like about the guy, I will say that, but …
Ever have one of those thermostats where if you set it for 65Â° and it turns your house into a tropical jungle, but the next day it won’t even kick on, regardless of what you set it to? Fuck me that’s annoying as all get out.