How To Get Some Ass

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

On Sunday spend all day getting the car fixed On Monday spend your evening playing poker in a bar On Tuesday go out for a business dinner, including drinks afterwards Call your girlfriend en route to another business dinner, including drinks afterwards Have her get mad at you for never seeing her Have dinner and [...]

How To Get A Free Tire From Wal-Mart: A Detailed Experience

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

So, I’ve mentioned that I got a free tire from Wal-Mart. However, I’d feel bad if I didn’t mention the fact that it took seven trips to Wal-Mart to sort everything out: Around Saturday 3:30pm. Initial drop-off, Becky and I take two cars there and drop mine off. Come back around 8pm, the guy we [...]

How To Get A T-Shirt From Busted Tees

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

Find a sweet coupon code from Retail Me Not for Busted Tees Pick out three shirts Pay Wait for shirts to arrive Notice that 2/3 shirts are great, but the third has two holes in it Get pissed off, email customer service at Busted Tees Have email ignored for a few days Write again, copying [...]

How To Get A Free Tire From Wal-Mart

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Purchase four tires from Wal-mart Already have your good-spare tire on your car Tell the guy working there that you want to keep the good spare already on the car and that they should pull the tire in the spare area off and replace that one1 Have them fuck that all up Wait at least [...]

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