On Sunday spend all day getting the car fixed
On Monday spend your evening playing poker in a bar
On Tuesday go out for a business dinner, including drinks afterwards
Call your girlfriend en route to another business dinner, including drinks afterwards
Have her get mad at you for never seeing her
Have dinner and drinks
Surprise girlfriend by bringing home [...]
So, I’ve mentioned that I got a free tire from Wal-Mart. However, I’d feel bad if I didn’t mention the fact that it took seven trips to Wal-Mart to sort everything out:
Around Saturday 3:30pm. Initial drop-off, Becky and I take two cars there and drop mine off.
Come back around 8pm, the guy we talked [...]
Find a sweet coupon code from Retail Me Not for Busted Tees
Pick out three shirts
Pay
Wait for shirts to arrive
Notice that 2/3 shirts are great, but the third has two holes in it
Get pissed off, email customer service at Busted Tees
Have email ignored for a few days
Write again, copying exact text of first email
Actually get a [...]
Purchase four tires from Wal-mart
Already have your good-spare tire on your car
Tell the guy working there that you want to keep the good spare already on the car and that they should pull the tire in the spare area off and replace that one1
Have them fuck that all up
Wait at least a day or so [...]