Normally, joke-email forwards aren’t particularly funny. This, however, is an exception:
A guy walks into Tanners wearing a Chiefs jersey, and carrying a cat that also has a Chiefs jersey on with a little Chiefs helmet on his head, too.
The guy says to the bartender, “Can my cat and I watch the Chiefs game here? Thing is, my TV is broken and my cat and I always watch the game together.” The bartender replies, “Normally cats wouldn’t be allowed in Tanners, but it’s not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there’s any trouble with you or the cat, I’ll have to ask you to leave.”
The guy agrees, and he and the cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the Chiefs kick a field goal. The excited cat jumps up on the bar, walking up and down it giving high-fives to all the other patrons.
The bartender says, “Hey, that’s pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?”
The guys answers, “I don’t know. I’ve only had him 3 years.”