I just got an email titled Kanye’s Mama Dies After Plastic Surgery. Wondering if it was true, I googled that text and found out that it was. Thanks spam!
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Ron Paul Is Crazy
Ron Paul’s Congressional voting record shows that he is a crazy person, I just wanted to point that out.
That One Dell Guy
I always wondered what happened to that Dell guy who did those commercials years ago. What was it? A year ago that he got busted for Schmoking the ganj? At least he’s now ‘happy,’ according to the interview anyways. And finally, he looks creepy as fuck in that picture that accompanies the interview.
Mukasey Sworn In
Well, he got through – though by the closest margin in 50 years, 53-40. Not quite the 70% that it was initially expected to be. Hopefully he won’t fuck it up too bad. Though, it’s hard to do worse than Alberto Gonzalez. There’s a lot to like about the guy, I will say that, but …
Damn Thermostat
Ever have one of those thermostats where if you set it for 65° and it turns your house into a tropical jungle, but the next day it won’t even kick on, regardless of what you set it to? Fuck me that’s annoying as all get out.
Mukasey Is A Moron
So, it looks like Mukasey’s nomination for Attorney General may not get past committee. And rightfully so, I might add. In this day and age, why are we still talking about waterboarding? It is clearly torture, how is this confusing to people? Waterboarding = torture. Torture = illegal. Therefore, waterboarding = illegal. It’s simple logic, …
Another Reason to Vote for Barack Obama
Barack Obama pledges Net neutrality laws if elected president. With all the shit going on lately, e.g. AT&T fucking with Bit Torrent, perhaps the next President will actually get something done about it.
Semper Fi
Apparently my brother decided to join the Marines yesterday.
Brainstemming
brainstemming (brain·stem·ing) Noun Much like brainstorming, however the group of people doing brainstemming usually have no idea what they are talking about, yet still come up with great ideas. Called brainstemming because they are using the most basic part of their brain – the brain stem – to come up with their ideas.
How To Get A Free Tire From Wal-Mart: A Detailed Experience
So, I’ve mentioned that I got a free tire from Wal-Mart. However, I’d feel bad if I didn’t mention the fact that it took seven trips to Wal-Mart to sort everything out: Around Saturday 3:30pm. Initial drop-off, Becky and I take two cars there and drop mine off. Come back around 8pm, the guy we …
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