Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Kathleen Sebelius Is Hot

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

James Asher
Random, but would you fuck Kathleen Sebelius?
JC
hahaha
no, most certainly not.
James Asher
what? seriously?
JC
she’s old, dude.
James Asher
yeah but kind of hot for 60 year old
JC
no, dude.
NO
James Asher
i’m not the only one: http://www.superficialgallery.com/Columns/Acadia/HotPoliticians/KathleenSebelius.htm
yes, i did just google for ‘is kathleen sebelius hot?’
JC
dude
if there’s one thing i’ve learned
it’s that people will dig up your google searches in order [...]

How to Take A Screen Shot

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Jackie
hey, I have a computer guy question
James Asher
so naturally you think of me
Jackie
How do I take a screen shot and save it as a jpeg
Yes, I know no others
James Asher
what kind of computer are you on? windows i assume?
Jackie
windows
James Asher
XP?
Jackie
xp
James Asher
ok, set up your screen for whatever you want a screen shot of
in the sort [...]

Presidential Battle

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

I know I haven’t posted in a while, but I also have been busy and I don’t give a shit.
I got this in an email and thought it was so awesome that I’d have to post it here:

Michael Vick

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

The Wife is an elementary school teacher. Over the weekend, we went to her school so we could put up the Christmas present I got her. While we were there I noticed a large grouping of student art on the wall. As I was casually looking it over, I noticed one in [...]

Dont Tase Me, Bro

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

Dont Tase Me, Bro tops 07 memorable quote list. I fucking hate people who say ‘Bro’. I seriously hate them. You sound like a fucking moron. Stop it.

27, Hell Yeah

Sunday, December 16th, 2007

27
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com
27 isn’t too bad, I’d say.

I Love Jeopardy!

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

I have loved Jeopardy! ever since I first saw it. I remember thinking back in middle school that it was unfair that I had to miss the show because of school.  Recently,  we got a DVR at my house – one of the greatest creations by mankind , ever, I might add.  The first show [...]

I Hereby Tender My Resignation

Friday, December 7th, 2007

I am, officially, quitting my job and going into Topless Bar Management / Self Storage Management.  I am also moving to Branson, MO.  It’ll be like printing my own money!  What could go wrong?!
Call me if you need to party / store things.

This tagline can kiss my ass.