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James Asher
Random, but would you fuck Kathleen Sebelius?
JC
hahaha
no, most certainly not.
James Asher
what? seriously?
JC
she’s old, dude.
James Asher
yeah but kind of hot for 60 year old
JC
no, dude.
NO
James Asher
i’m not the only one: http://www.superficialgallery.com/Columns/Acadia/HotPoliticians/KathleenSebelius.htm
yes, i did just google for ‘is kathleen sebelius hot?’
JC
dude
if there’s one thing i’ve learned
it’s that people will dig up your google searches in order [...]

Jackie
hey, I have a computer guy question
James Asher
so naturally you think of me
Jackie
How do I take a screen shot and save it as a jpeg
Yes, I know no others
James Asher
what kind of computer are you on? windows i assume?
Jackie
windows
James Asher
XP?
Jackie
xp
James Asher
ok, set up your screen for whatever you want a screen shot of
in the sort [...]

I know I haven’t posted in a while, but I also have been busy and I don’t give a shit.
I got this in an email and thought it was so awesome that I’d have to post it here:

The Wife is an elementary school teacher. Over the weekend, we went to her school so we could put up the Christmas present I got her. While we were there I noticed a large grouping of student art on the wall. As I was casually looking it over, I noticed one in [...]

Dont Tase Me, Bro tops 07 memorable quote list. I fucking hate people who say ‘Bro’. I seriously hate them. You sound like a fucking moron. Stop it.

27
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com
27 isn’t too bad, I’d say.

I have loved Jeopardy! ever since I first saw it. I remember thinking back in middle school that it was unfair that I had to miss the show because of school.  Recently,  we got a DVR at my house – one of the greatest creations by mankind , ever, I might add.  The first show [...]

I am, officially, quitting my job and going into Topless Bar Management / Self Storage Management.  I am also moving to Branson, MO.  It’ll be like printing my own money!  What could go wrong?!
Call me if you need to party / store things.