When your 8 year old son asks you if there is a swear word worse than ‘Fuck’. Your initial thought should not be ‘Yes’. Your first thought should be “Why the fuck are you saying the word ‘Fuck’?! You’re eight fuckin’ years old!” Let alone having a discussion with your child about whether or not [...]
According to an article on CNN, Nicolas Cage is very broke. Why might he be broke? Perhaps it was these purchases: [T]wo castles, 15 palatial homes, a flotilla of yachts and a squadron of Rolls Royces I do not feel bad for this man.
A PGA Tour golfer has been banned for doping. Uh, what? This is particularly odd when you see a picture of the guy, not very, uh, “doped” looking. Via CNN.com.
Normally, joke-email forwards aren’t particularly funny. This, however, is an exception: A guy walks into Tanners wearing a Chiefs jersey, and carrying a cat that also has a Chiefs jersey on with a little Chiefs helmet on his head, too. The guy says to the bartender, “Can my cat and I watch the Chiefs game here? [...]
I have to agree with this bit by Bill Maher on President Obama. I think a lot of people feel this way about him, really. I don’t really blame Obama for being on the news 800 times a day about the most retarded of shit – that ugly ass dog for example, but whatever. That [...]
James Asher Random, but would you fuck Kathleen Sebelius? JC hahaha no, most certainly not. James Asher what? seriously? JC she’s old, dude. James Asher yeah but kind of hot for 60 year old JC no, dude. NO James Asher i’m not the only one: http://www.superficialgallery.com/Columns/Acadia/HotPoliticians/KathleenSebelius.htm yes, i did just google for ‘is kathleen sebelius [...]
Jackie hey, I have a computer guy question James Asher so naturally you think of me Jackie How do I take a screen shot and save it as a jpeg Yes, I know no others James Asher what kind of computer are you on? windows i assume? Jackie windows James Asher XP? Jackie xp James [...]
I know I haven’t posted in a while, but I also have been busy and I don’t give a shit. I got this in an email and thought it was so awesome that I’d have to post it here:
The Wife is an elementary school teacher. Over the weekend, we went to her school so we could put up the Christmas present I got her. While we were there I noticed a large grouping of student art on the wall. As I was casually looking it over, I noticed one in particular. I’ll describe [...]
Dont Tase Me, Bro tops 07 memorable quote list. I fucking hate people who say ‘Bro’. I seriously hate them. You sound like a fucking moron. Stop it.