Ah, snow. It’s the best part of winter. Frankly, the only good part. Thanks to global warming, this has been the first real snow of the year. It’s the first part of December! I remember back in the day when we’d have snow in October. Ah, the days.
A conversation had at work today: V: I’m not cold. Me, Overhearing: You’re not old? V: Cold, I’m not cold. Me: Oh, I thought you said you weren’t old. Because, you know, you’re old. Maybe because you’re so old you forgot that you’re old. V: You know, the last person who called me old ended [...]
These two Dilbert comics apparently pretty accurately describe my work: http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20071126.html http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20071125.html My work isn’t really like that, though. Well, it kind of is. C’est la vie.
Kind of a blanket statement, that title, isn’t it? This came up as a conversation between myself and The Wife. A conversation that She greatly disagreed with me about. The problem is that when I say something like “I don’t like people who don’t drink,” I don’t mean it to be a binary like/dislike. This [...]
On Sunday spend all day getting the car fixed On Monday spend your evening playing poker in a bar On Tuesday go out for a business dinner, including drinks afterwards Call your girlfriend en route to another business dinner, including drinks afterwards Have her get mad at you for never seeing her Have dinner and [...]
This list of Monopoly strategies reminds me that I need to buy another copy of this game. The one I have is significantly missing pieces. By the way, I accept all Monopoly challenges. I shall defeat all.
I always wondered what happened to that Dell guy who did those commercials years ago. What was it? A year ago that he got busted for Schmoking the ganj? At least he’s now ‘happy,’ according to the interview anyways. And finally, he looks creepy as fuck in that picture that accompanies the interview.
Ever have one of those thermostats where if you set it for 65° and it turns your house into a tropical jungle, but the next day it won’t even kick on, regardless of what you set it to? Fuck me that’s annoying as all get out.
Apparently my brother decided to join the Marines yesterday.
brainstemming (brain·stem·ing) Noun Much like brainstorming, however the group of people doing brainstemming usually have no idea what they are talking about, yet still come up with great ideas. Called brainstemming because they are using the most basic part of their brain – the brain stem – to come up with their ideas.