Archive for the 'Life' Category

How to Take A Screen Shot

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Jackie hey, I have a computer guy question James Asher so naturally you think of me Jackie How do I take a screen shot and save it as a jpeg Yes, I know no others James Asher what kind of computer are you on? windows i assume? Jackie windows James Asher XP? Jackie xp James [...]

iChat

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

On Friday, had my first video-chat via iChat.  My dad is up in Montreal visiting his brother John and his wife Dal.  After fiddling with iChat trying to get it to work, we ended up needing Dal to sign up for a free AIM account.  I only have an AIM account and she only had [...]

That’s Funny

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

I received a phone call from my brother today. Here’s how it went: R: I’ve got a funny story to tell you. Me: Are you going to jail? R: No. Dad called me today. Me: Oh? What about. R. He was working on his truck today in the driveway and two patrol cars rolled up. [...]

Scrabulous

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Have you heard of Scrabulous? It is a Facebook application that lets you play Scrabble. Fuck this game. It’s addictive. So much so that it has pretty much taken over my free time. When I come home from work, The Wife and I play pretty much until bedtime. I’ve played for five straight hours before. [...]

Cancelled

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

I just cancelled a credit card.  I’m always nervous when I have to call one of my credit card companies.  I don’t really know why I’m so apprehensive about the whole thing, but I always am.  Regardless, I was happy to get rid of my Pier 1 card.  Just writing that makes me laugh.  I [...]

Well, At Least You Tried

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

So I’m at the bar playing poker and getting drunk when I realize the K-State men’s basketball game is on. It was some no-name team, Savannah State. Hailing from the great state of… Savannah1? Anyways. I didn’t think much of the game and went back to paying attention to my beer and poker. Until I [...]

Michael Vick

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

The Wife is an elementary school teacher. Over the weekend, we went to her school so we could put up the Christmas present I got her. While we were there I noticed a large grouping of student art on the wall. As I was casually looking it over, I noticed one in particular. I’ll describe [...]

Dont Tase Me, Bro

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

Dont Tase Me, Bro tops 07 memorable quote list. I fucking hate people who say ‘Bro’. I seriously hate them. You sound like a fucking moron. Stop it.

I Love Jeopardy!

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

I have loved Jeopardy! ever since I first saw it. I remember thinking back in middle school that it was unfair that I had to miss the show because of school.  Recently,  we got a DVR at my house – one of the greatest creations by mankind , ever, I might add.  The first show [...]

Oh, By The Way

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

I’m sick and I feel like death.

This tagline can kiss my ass.