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I Love Jeopardy!
I have loved Jeopardy! ever since I first saw it. I remember thinking back in middle school that it was unfair that I had to miss the show because of school. Recently, we got a DVR at my house – one of the greatest creations by mankind , ever, I might add. The first show …
I Hereby Tender My Resignation
I am, officially, quitting my job and going into Topless Bar Management / Self Storage Management. I am also moving to Branson, MO. It’ll be like printing my own money! What could go wrong?! Call me if you need to party / store things.
Oh, By The Way
I’m sick and I feel like death.
First Real Snow
Ah, snow. It’s the best part of winter. Frankly, the only good part. Thanks to global warming, this has been the first real snow of the year. It’s the first part of December! I remember back in the day when we’d have snow in October. Ah, the days.
Fists Of Fury
A conversation had at work today: V: I’m not cold. Me, Overhearing: You’re not old? V: Cold, I’m not cold. Me: Oh, I thought you said you weren’t old. Because, you know, you’re old. Maybe because you’re so old you forgot that you’re old. V: You know, the last person who called me old ended …
Where I Work
These two Dilbert comics apparently pretty accurately describe my work: http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20071126.html http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20071125.html My work isn’t really like that, though. Well, it kind of is. C’est la vie.
I Don’t Like People Who Don’t Drink
Kind of a blanket statement, that title, isn’t it? This came up as a conversation between myself and The Wife. A conversation that She greatly disagreed with me about. The problem is that when I say something like “I don’t like people who don’t drink,” I don’t mean it to be a binary like/dislike. This …
How To Get Some Ass
On Sunday spend all day getting the car fixed On Monday spend your evening playing poker in a bar On Tuesday go out for a business dinner, including drinks afterwards Call your girlfriend en route to another business dinner, including drinks afterwards Have her get mad at you for never seeing her Have dinner and …
Let’s Play Monopoly
This list of Monopoly strategies reminds me that I need to buy another copy of this game. The one I have is significantly missing pieces. By the way, I accept all Monopoly challenges. I shall defeat all.